Terms & Conditions of The Dammits

(aka “The Rules We Technically Have to Say Out Loud”)

1. Acceptance of These Terms

By using this website, attending a show, buying merch, or even thinking about The Dammits for more than 3 consecutive seconds, you agree to these Terms & Conditions. If you don’t agree, that’s fine — but you’re still invited to the next show.

2. Authorized Uses

You may use this website to:

Learn about The Dammits

Listen to The Dammits

Look at The Dammits

Buy things from The Dammits

Emotionally support The Dammits

Tell your friends about The Dammits Unauthorized uses include:

Pretending you’re in the band (unless you’re holding a guitar, then we’ll allow it)

Using our music to summon demons

Using our music to summon angels

Summoning anything, really

3. Intellectual Property

All content on this site belongs to The Dammits. If you steal it, we’ll be flattered — but also mildly annoyed. If you remix it, we’ll probably like it. If you claim you wrote it, we’ll absolutely write a diss track.

4. User Conduct

You agree not to:

Be a jerk

Start fights in the comments

Use Comic Sans

Tell us to “play Free Bird”

Ask us what “Dammits” means (we don’t know either)

5. Merch Policy

All merch is final sale unless:

It spontaneously combusts

It becomes sentient

It starts a band without you In those cases, please contact customer support immediately.

6. Show Attendance

By attending a Dammits show, you agree to:

Have fun

Possibly sweat

Definitely shout

Maybe lose your voice

Accept that the drummer will remove his shirt at some point We are not responsible for:

Your ears

Your shoes

Your questionable life choices

Your sudden desire to start a band

7. Privacy Policy

We don’t sell your data. We don’t want your data. We barely understand data. If you send us your data, we will politely delete it.

8. Liability

The Dammits are not liable for:

Spontaneous dancing

Uncontrollable joy

Sudden nostalgia

Accidental moshing

Falling in love with the bassist

9. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms & Conditions whenever we feel like it, especially if:

We get funnier

We get more chaotic

Our lawyer tells us to

Someone’s mom complains

10. Contact

To reach The Dammits, please use the contact form. Do not attempt to contact us via:

Smoke signal

Carrier pigeon

Telepathy

Shouting “HEY DAMMITS” into the void